i want an AU where a political alliance is being made between Asgard and Jotunheim, and Loki agrees to be the diplomatic representative for the Jotunn citizens
Only after he has crossed over to Asgard and its golden gates swing shut behind him is it revealed that he has been unknowingly sold by his people as a bride to Thor, the king-to-be
Against his will, he is brought in chains to the throne where Odin pronounces him wed to Thor. The trickster has been tricked and there is little he can do about it
and then dubcon sexytimes ensue, idk
If we shipped Steve and Sherlock we could call it CapsLock
AND ALL THE FANFICTION WOULD BE TYPED LIKE THIS
Which means Thor will have written it.
I LOVE TUMBLR.
YES THIS SHIP.
I LIKE IT.
STEVE GRABBED THE ALL-OBSERVING MAN, AND WITH THE PASSION OF A HUNDRED WARRIORS, THEY ENGAGED IN INTIMATE MOUTH TO MOUTH ACTION, MUCH TO MY PERSONAL SATISFACTION.