yeah legit gonna fail this class
Anonymous said: Let's talk about Thor cock, shall we?
IT LITERALLY CURES WHAT AILS YOU (GOT A COLD?? SUCK ON THE THUNDER D FOR A BIT)
IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS CARVED FROM MAGICAL STONE FOR THE SPECIFIC PURPOSE OF GIVING AS MANY ORGASMS AS POSSIBLE
AND I BET IT’S BLUE RASPBERRY FLAVORED
robotsquid said: All right so what does pregnant!Loki send Thor out in the middle of the night for because of food cravings; is it a very specific brand of Greek yogurt; is it Alfheim fruit that grows only in the deepest darkest jungle; is it medium rare flank of Jotun ice beast; the possibilities are truly endless
"I want one of those McRib things that the humans always go on about. Get me one… actually, get me seven.”
"What? Loki, you’ve never even wanted to try anything from McDonalds. You said that it was an abomination against all the realms the one time we even set foot in one. And I don’t think they make that sandwich right now."
"I don’t care, Thor. I want it. The baby wants it. Would you deny your own child sustenance?"
"Oh, and get me a few of their cheeseburgers while you’re there. And a chocolate shake. Don’t forget the fries."
Anonymous said: I just want to be in the middle of Loki and Thor. Both of them<3 Yes please~
but my shippy little heart tells me I’d be crushed and forgotten as they started getting it on
every song is a ship song if you’re in too deep
imagine an old-fashioned video rental place that proudly specializes in providing bootleg anime tiddie movies
I love looking innocent and shy in public because that way people don’t know what a huge masochistic nympho I am.
>writing essay about patroclus from the iliad
>writing essay primarly about the relationship between patroclus and achilles
>lots of scholars think they were super gay for each other
>fall out boy releases centuries music video which is all gladiator and shit
>realizes gladiators are ancient rome, not greece like the iliad BUT STILL
>immeadiately thinks of patroclus as gladiator patrick
>which leads to gladiator pete as achilles
>ah yes good
>needs gladiator au!fic of peterick for my soul right now
> (yes ive read that one really good one already BUT I NEED MORE)