A fangirl's journey into the great mystery that is slash.
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yeah legit gonna fail this class

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Anonymous said: Let's talk about Thor cock, shall we?

thisdorkyblogthing:

IT LITERALLY CURES WHAT AILS YOU (GOT A COLD?? SUCK ON THE THUNDER D FOR A BIT)

IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS CARVED FROM MAGICAL STONE FOR THE SPECIFIC PURPOSE OF GIVING AS MANY ORGASMS AS POSSIBLE

AND I BET IT’S BLUE RASPBERRY FLAVORED

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robotsquid said: All right so what does pregnant!Loki send Thor out in the middle of the night for because of food cravings; is it a very specific brand of Greek yogurt; is it Alfheim fruit that grows only in the deepest darkest jungle; is it medium rare flank of Jotun ice beast; the possibilities are truly endless

thisdorkyblogthing:

"I want one of those McRib things that the humans always go on about. Get me one… actually, get me seven.

"What? Loki, you’ve never even wanted to try anything from McDonalds. You said that it was an abomination against all the realms the one time we even set foot in one. And I don’t think they make that sandwich right now."

"I don’t care, Thor. I want it. The baby wants it. Would you deny your own child sustenance?"

"Argh, fine.”

"Oh, and get me a few of their cheeseburgers while you’re there. And a chocolate shake. Don’t forget the fries."

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Anonymous said: I just want to be in the middle of Loki and Thor. Both of them<3 Yes please~

thisdorkyblogthing:

same here

but my shippy little heart tells me I’d be crushed and forgotten as they started getting it on

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armin-out:

every song is a ship song if you’re in too deep

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fellnotfromheaven:

do you ever finish reading a fanfic and are like ‘i want to read a fanfic of that fanfic’

(Source: vticdl)

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yungterra:

imagine an old-fashioned video rental place that proudly specializes in providing bootleg anime tiddie movies

image

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teenofconeyisland:

I love looking innocent and shy in public because that way people don’t know what a huge masochistic nympho I am.

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I really do wanna die

Living is awful

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lmao ive fucked up so bad in this class

im just so fucked

what a joke

i am the worlds biggest fucking pile of shit

i cant fucking meet deadlines to save my life

i give up honestly

whats the fucking point in being in school when im obviously incapable

18/10

>writing essay about patroclus from the iliad

>writing essay primarly about the relationship between patroclus and achilles

>lots of scholars think they were super gay for each other

>fall out boy releases centuries music video which is all gladiator and shit

>realizes gladiators are ancient rome, not greece like the iliad BUT STILL

>immeadiately thinks of patroclus as gladiator patrick

>which leads to gladiator pete as achilles

>ah yes good

>needs gladiator au!fic of peterick for my soul right now

> (yes ive read that one really good one already BUT I NEED MORE)