When I hold you baby
Feel your heartbeat close to me
Want to stay in your arms forever
Only love can set you free
Hiddlesworth - Kale/Oakley
Thor is literally moping around… pining after Loki and talking about resurrecting him… in the middle of the ruins of asgard and surrounded by the slaughter LOKI JUST CAUSED LIKE TWO SECONDS AGO
this is some fanfic level shit right here
Also, the fact that he is saying he has no one of his flesh and blood to share his pain with.
Balder, HIS HALF BROTHER.
I am a terrible person it makes laugh every single time I see it even while I want to pet Thor’s precious pouty head. Thor, you are such an asshole sometimes and I love you for it.
I love that panel so much because of this delicious irony.
Somewhere, Balder is just weeping.
But, it illustrates pretty strongly Thor’s feelings on family. Balder’s biological parents are Odin and Frigga, but he was not raised as an Odinson and instead grew up with a noble family in Asgard. This is probably why Balder has nowhere near the amount of issues that Thor and Loki have since Odin was nowhere near him as a parent. Thor views Balder as a trusted friend, but they do not share that intimate bond of brotherhood that Thor and Loki share, so much so that Thor actually considers he and Loki to be blood even though they technically are not, and he’s always known they are not. And Thor interestingly enough knew about Balder’s hidden parentage long before Balder did.
I’ll just. Slip this panel on in here. Even though I’m honestly always living in this weird AU where Balder IS raised as their younger brother, the dynamic of him being raised in a separate household entirely is seriously fascinating. I do think it hurts Balder to literally be locked out of the family, but isn’t it in Marvel canon a defense method developed over many Ragnaroks to (unsuccessfully) protect him from harm? Oh no now I’m going to my mental place where I think of each cycle as a fitful struggle against the inevitability of demise over hundreds of thousands of years. Help.
Anonymous asked: i know someone who saw tom naked in real life. he said his penis is not THAT big, it's just the way he puts it in his underwear that makes it looks big because it's curved and keeps trying to slip to the other side.
this just makes me mad because it reminds me that I will never get to see Tom naked THANK A FUCKING LOT
instead of printing it off just use this blank thing that way you dont have to scan it or anything
so fill that out by pasting it in any art program and whatnot
then save it and upload it to that site
and itll give you an option to download it
so do that and then install it BAM
I JUST GOT THIS ON MY TABLET IT’S SO COOL OH MY GOD
Inspired by this post by Agentdarcy. (I had more fun doing this than I ought to)
MJOLNIR IS IN THE SINK
MJOLNIR IS IN THE SINK
This is adorable. That is all :)
Why aren’t we talking about the LokiBear?
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.